So, um … was that a crime? Or a gift? What do you do when you come home and find a chicken tied to your refrigerator? Do you eat it? Do you call the police? If you call the police will they confiscate the chicken for evidence? What about the shoelaces? If they do confiscate the evidence where will they keep the chicken? Do they have a chicken coop at the police station? Do they have a refrigerator to tie its leash to? What if the popcorn runs out? Who is responsible for feeding the chicken? I have so many questions….
So, um … was that a crime? Or a gift? What do you do when you come home and find a chicken tied to your refrigerator? Do you eat it? Do you call the police? If you call the police will they confiscate the chicken for evidence? What about the shoelaces? If they do confiscate the evidence where will they keep the chicken? Do they have a chicken coop at the police station? Do they have a refrigerator to tie its leash to? What if the popcorn runs out? Who is responsible for feeding the chicken? I have so many questions….
-Cougar :{)