Won't last!

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29 Responses to Won't last!

  1. lol that is freaking hilarious

  2. Alternators says:

    I’m guessing this whole add was a goof. Funny for sure, but who would buy this car with that ad lol.

  3. ozcarguide says:

    I doubt he meant the car identity technology when referring to DNA spots. And I don’t believe he used a black-light either, you’d think if he would go through that much trouble he would at least remove the snow from the car before taking a photo.

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  4. James says:

    Intentionally funny ads? That’s one way to try to sell a car! I’d like to see some of their other ones

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  5. Combination of Forensic science and Marketing!!

  6. Ben says:

    Imagine what it would have gone for if Ethel did find something under the black light! I’m also wondering what’s lies underneath the snow.

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  7. Carson Holmquist says:

    Not true, I boinked that ho back in the day in Arizona.

  8. mrwords says:

    that’s hilarious, wonder if some of the other cars for sale do have spots

  9. CityTrader says:

    Look at the front wheel well !

    Is that Michael Jackson or the impression left by Jesus’ fourth disciple who made a face-plant into the rice pudding when passing out at the Last Supper?

  10. Your Sister says:

    @BigJerry: That’s a nice aerial of the U.S. you directed us to. I learned that in elementary school though… don’t need a refresher.

  11. Someone says:

    It referrers to “DNA paint”, it’s a security system where millions of particles are mixed in with the paint, each containing information that links the car to its owner. It shows up under UV light…

  12. Seb says:

    @BigJerry: If by aerial you mean ‘map of the USA’ then yes… but that’s the only thing you can get up – dipshit.

  13. Eric says:

    There’s an Appleton, MN as well

  14. fail says:

    dna spots, lol, too cold for wisconsin

  15. pietro says:

    Looks like all the DNA is freshly deposited on the upper exterior. Should have used the black light to examine the outside.

  16. jojo says:

    Ad said no dna spots were observerd.
    Since they emphize a beautifule young girl maybe the dna went… uhmmm… elsewhere? gulp gulp

  17. BigJerry says:

    I got the aerial up no problem. Hiram, your IQ doesn’t back up your big mouth so STFU.

  18. Jag Pop says:

    Look at the front wheel well !

    Is that Michael Jackson or the impression left by Jesus’ fourth disciple who made a face-plant when passing out at the Last Supper?

  19. jim jones says:

    What is this person thinking. NO DNA spots! You have to be kidding me. LOL

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  20. paintboy100 says:

    I could of figured something like this would happen in my hometown

  21. beeyang says:

    Hahahah. The top of this ad said, Appleton, WI.

    The bottom said, New Franken, MN.

    I don’t think anyone would be interested in having sex in that cold weather, let alone in that snow covered car.

  22. Hiram says:

    Hey steve,
    your tinyurl link to bing maps dosen’t HAVE a satellite view nor is there anything funny about what you’ve linked to.

    You bing shills are getting pretty desperate.

  23. Luxemburgian says:

    Ethel’s Auto is well known by the locals for their (intentionally) funny ads. They’ve been doing it for years.

  24. tyrannosauruseth says:

    that’s hilarious, especially being from appleton, wi.

  25. 1) Why is this so important?
    They are just letting us know incase we are interested in the good deal.
    2) Does the “black light” Special occur often?
    they check all their cars with black lights. They only put specials on the ones with now “spots”

  26. “dna spots” could mean anything

  27. Rashkae says:

    New Franken looks like a *really* small town. I get the feeling that the previous owner of the car was… very well known to the locals.

  28. kittybooboo says:

    1) Why is this so important?
    2) Does the “black light” Special occur often?

  29. Steve says:

    It’s a whole lot funnier when you look at who’s selling the car:
    http://tinyurl.com/yanwm3n

    Be sure to check out the bird’s eye view!

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